Thursday, September 15, 2005

A consumer's obituary

Chatting over coffee with a Goat:
"Mr Thomas Crabtree
In an ashen jug,
Took the back off tele,
Forgot about the plug.
The manufacturer told Tom,
Make sure that you are able,
Warning: High Voltage
He'd put upon the label.
Why, fifty thousand people
Had understood with ease,
The words upon that label -
All in Japanese."

nice site
Chatting over coffee with a Goat

"They 'ave peculiar bowels in Luton,
That's where ev'ryone sleeps on a futon.
Aye, they all live off soup,
So when they go for a poop,
All they can pass is a crouton"


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